I used to amuse myself at school by counting the bugs/ lizards/ mice in the corners/ walls/ ceilings of the classroom. It really felt as if I was serving a sentence in a crappy third world prison. Once a tiny mouse ran across the classroom only to be skewered by the teacher's stiletto heel! Poor little bugger! as for the pissing man? I don't think I'm ready to spill the beans on that story yet!